May 2013
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perpetuallycaffeinated:
I just realized how especially twisted it is that Hannibal not only is a cold-blooded murderer and cannibal, but he also just happens to be a dude who can sniff out cancer. The insanely powerful nose of a cancer-sniffing savant doesn’t go to someone who will go running through the streets rooting out cancer in the general population, but someone who would just prefer to...
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
twerkingmajestically:
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.
AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
eatsleepcrap:
captainassmerica:
today on: i didn’t know i followed so many europeans (2013 edition)
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laugh-addict:
when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
tawnyshine:
worthyourweightinfanfiction:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different...
kappa773:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
wayward-saints:
error-404-fuck-not-found:
desti-el-ny:
garrisonbabe:
i fucking swear the fandom needs to start a petition to ensure that jensen gets the impala once supernatural has finished
we can’t forget misha getting the trenchcoat
and jared already got a wife out of the deal so he’s good
yeah jareds good
lol-sobbing:
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
sugarpuf:
hot middle aged dads need to stop
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
tahthetrickster:
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
jennyyoxoxo:
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
breadmaakesyoufat:
dontyoulovemebaby:
breadmaakesyoufat:
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
Watchforevercryingbecausemerlin:
I will continue to reblog this video every time I see it until I understand what the fuck is going on
THAT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD PIE GODDAMMIT
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
best-of-funny:
internetexplorers:
mayameows:
internetexplorers:
i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
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